1. Theresa's terrible at rhyming. She'd try to rhyme blue with pool or something.
2. A haiku is short. You can make one up quickly and she wants it over with.
3. She learned how to write haiku back in elementary school, which is pretty much the extent of her poetry education. Theresa just isn't the literary sort.
I want YOU to write a haiku about Mysteries of the Arcana! If I get ten haikus (by ten different readers) in the comment section by Monday I'll release an extra page next week!
Go to it!