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Horror speak

JGray
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In my hand written script for this page, it literally has three spots where I simply wrote: insert horror speak here. It wasn't until I typed the script up to send to Gennifer that I randomly clicked around the internet for inspiration. That's when I came across an article about those shoes that are supposed to shape your backside as you walk... and how the company that came out with them got in trouble because they have no actual, scientific verification of the claim.

So, what about you? I invite you to write your own horror speak! Let us know what the inner plasticized yuppie zombie in YOU has to say!

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Mei
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"The recycling trucks don't come untill Sunday!"

Submitted October 13, 2011 at 8:38PM



Gennifer Bone
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"You'll put your eye out!"

Submitted October 14, 2011 at 1:27AM



Tyr
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"Popcorn has empty calories! You don't want that!" "daily moisturizing prevents frown lines!" "I camped outside the apple store last night!" "daddy says never to apply at a state school. It's private school or nothing" "you should tuck your pinky for a better golf grip!" " I live how you've color-coordinated your shoes with your yoga pants!" "I loved that new glee episode!" "that's just way too mainstream."

Submitted October 14, 2011 at 2:57AM



James Smith
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It's like being attacked by housemaid/nun robots. Or those religious nuts in Airplane. Or the wierdos in that one Chowder episode.

"I like pirates about movies and movies about pirates." "Draw INSIDE the lines." "Who wants ice cream?!" "50% off, what a bargain!" "Don't run with scissors." "Whites go in the white pile, blue's go in the blue pile." "Starch your shorts." "What's the buzz?" "I love Lost!" "Don't let the bed bugs bite." "Poland is country in Europe." "Buy bonds." "Family Guy is funny!" "Who has money?"

Submitted October 14, 2011 at 4:45PM



TC
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=o  Actually, I use those shoes you speak of. (Well a cheap version, but still!)

Those are actually the only shoes that get rid of my back and foot pain.  And, as far as I can tell, there has been a little firming in the backside.  Of course, that's not why I bought them, so it's a nice bonus.  It's not incredibly noticeable, though.

Submitted October 15, 2011 at 2:43AM



olsh
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well theres always the stand by from Airplane "There's a sale at Penny's!"

Other good brainless statements could "Have you tried the new restaurant in the mall?""You should work on that report for Wednesday!""Have you seen my new Prius?""Liz wants you to stop by for Racquetball!"

Submitted October 15, 2011 at 4:37AM



adamas
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You'll LOVE my wife's potato salad!

Submitted October 16, 2011 at 10:05PM



windserpent
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"My new window treatments are to die for."

"Is that a wrinkle?"

"I got a birdie on the nine yesterday."

"Whitening strips are the best."

"I need to make an appointment for the tanning booth."

"Check out my new TV!"

Submitted October 18, 2011 at 8:23PM



Fazzey
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....Why are the cast of Archie horrors?

Submitted October 21, 2011 at 11:28PM



JGray
 

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The Tower's visual style is based very much on a 1950s art deco style. I thought the Archie cast would make good horrors based on this.






Submitted October 22, 2011 at 7:36PM



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