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We are experiencing some technical difficulties, please stand by.  Or go take a nap.  Maybe grab a bite for lunch.  Go soak in the tub full of Blue.  Could watch Lord of the Rings in its extended entirety.  Get all your Christmas shopping done on Ebay.  Or live at the mall for three days.  Genetically splice your own goatfrog.  Eat some Buzz (don’t chew or swallow).  Piss off a Mandrake just to watch her tell you to go F*** yourself, then go try it out.  Read all 32 years of Garfield.  Laugh at ALL the LOL Cats.  Or you can just continue standing by, praying for a miracle to save Keith’s computer when everyone who has ever seen it knows the damn thing was put on life support by the dinosaurs.  (insert crude joke about cyber STDs aka computer viruses)  Great excuse for an upgrade!  We now return you to stare at the wonderfully detailed but icky page of “Explosion are Fun”.  Thank you. 

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